"H" is for Hilarity, Part Deux

In our last edition, we introduced you to the wacky and eclectic cast of characters who can be found in the hospital on any given day.


In the words of Bachman-Turner Overdrive, you ain't seen nothin' yet!


Take the other night. A quiet Wednesday evening. Our gals on Labor & Delivery get a call from the E.R. telling them they have a pregnant woman, age 60, who needs to be seen. And, um, her water has broken.


Age 60, you ask? Call Ripley's Believe It Or Not and grab the ultrasound. So the charge nurse went down to investigate. Have you met our new friend, Crazy? She's having Jesus' twins. That's right — twins. And the water that's broken? She's peed on herself, naturally.


Another night in paradise and there's no room at the inn.